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Tuesday, August 12, 2014

The biggest mandarin orange


Colleague : Wow that is a big orange!

Me: Not orange.

Colleague : What is the hell is it that then?

Me: Mandarin Orange.,,here have one.

Colleague : That is a big mandarin, what did your uncle do to pump it so big? Feed it steroids?

Me: Haha no, we bought this one. This year we don't have a good mandarin harvest :(

Colleague: The farmer must have put some serious fertilizer in this one.

Me; Nah, uncle said it's a a big breed of mandarin....

Still I gotta said I never see one so big. If I throw this at a small dog, it will probably knock it out cold.

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